Comrades, start training now to be a contender in the new Coyote Triathlon: Texazistan Style. The Sinaloa Cartel, the Juarez Cartel, the Gulf Cartel, and the Los Zetas Cartel are all participating sponsors of The Coyote Triathlon: Texazistan Style. These Cartels have operating offices in Dallas, Houston, and Laredo, so they are easily accessible to Coyote Triathlon Contestants. Contact local MS-13 or Latin Kings members to get a sign-up application.
Each Coyote Triathlon Contestant is provided with an American built pick-up truck by a sponsoring Cartel at the beginning of the event. Migrants then pay upwards of $20K each to ride in the bed of the pick-up truck. These costs include grease payments for Federal and Texazistian Law Enforcement Officers to become blind, or at least have their eye turn in so they can't see what their hands are doing. Texanzistanian Judges and Legislators are also interested in frying this grease.
Once loaded the Coyote Triathlon begins. The goal is to drop off the load of paying migrants in a Texazistan Sanctuary City, then the coyote begins a high speed trek to return to Mexico. The sponsoring Cartel's only concern is preservation of the life of their competing coyote. Radio/Telephone strategies are worked out on the fly as participating coyotes work out their escape route from Texazistan.
Cartel provided pick-up trucks under pursuit by Law Enforcement are then driven straight into the Rio Grande River for the final wet-back finish. Coyotes must leave the sinking pick up trucks, then swim across the Rio Grande to complete the event. After parking their pick ups in the Rio Grande, some coyotes are picked up by motor powered inflatable rafts also provided by sponsoring Cartels. Prizes are awarded for Coyote Triathlon Competitors when they reach the Mexican Finish Line.
The Coyote Triathlon: Texazistan Style has something for everyone. Money, powerful V-8 American built pick up trucks, women and children hardest hit, and the final water sport finish.
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Each Coyote Triathlon Contestant is provided with an American built pick-up truck by a sponsoring Cartel at the beginning of the event. Migrants then pay upwards of $20K each to ride in the bed of the pick-up truck. These costs include grease payments for Federal and Texazistian Law Enforcement Officers to become blind, or at least have their eye turn in so they can't see what their hands are doing. Texanzistanian Judges and Legislators are also interested in frying this grease.
Once loaded the Coyote Triathlon begins. The goal is to drop off the load of paying migrants in a Texazistan Sanctuary City, then the coyote begins a high speed trek to return to Mexico. The sponsoring Cartel's only concern is preservation of the life of their competing coyote. Radio/Telephone strategies are worked out on the fly as participating coyotes work out their escape route from Texazistan.
Cartel provided pick-up trucks under pursuit by Law Enforcement are then driven straight into the Rio Grande River for the final wet-back finish. Coyotes must leave the sinking pick up trucks, then swim across the Rio Grande to complete the event. After parking their pick ups in the Rio Grande, some coyotes are picked up by motor powered inflatable rafts also provided by sponsoring Cartels. Prizes are awarded for Coyote Triathlon Competitors when they reach the Mexican Finish Line.
The Coyote Triathlon: Texazistan Style has something for everyone. Money, powerful V-8 American built pick up trucks, women and children hardest hit, and the final water sport finish.
https://texasscorecard.com/state/smuggl ... io-grande/
https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/us-wo ... 384458.php
Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 5/14/2024, 9:14 am