WOKE John the Unbaptist
In the fifteenth year of the reign of Obamatus Caesar, when Pontifus Biden was President of The USSA, and Garland was tetrarch of Justice Department, and his Alinsky brother Mayorkas was tetrarch of the region of California, Arizona, New Mexico and Texazistan, where Hottus Wheeliatte was tetrarch of Abilene, during the high priesthood of Pivenus and Clowardicata, the word from the non-existent God came to John the son of Zechariah in the wilderness. He went into all the region around the Potomac River, preaching a WOKE religion of no repentance necessary for anything.
So the crowds were asking him, “What then should we do?” Woke John answered them, “The person who has two tunics must go naked through the streets to show solidarity with comrades unable to own two tunics due to Bidenomics, and the person who has food must provide food for everyone else as well.” Tax collectors also came to be WOKEtized, and they said to him, “Teacher, what should we do?” He told them, “Report all individual tax filing information as required to establish each person's Social Credit Score.” Then some FBI and ATF Agents also asked him, “And as for us—what should we do?” He told them, “Take money by violence if you are able, otherwise make false accusations as this is what brings contentment with your Chairman for life.”
In the fifteenth year of the reign of Obamatus Caesar, when Pontifus Biden was President of The USSA, and Garland was tetrarch of Justice Department, and his Alinsky brother Mayorkas was tetrarch of the region of California, Arizona, New Mexico and Texazistan, where Hottus Wheeliatte was tetrarch of Abilene, during the high priesthood of Pivenus and Clowardicata, the word from the non-existent God came to John the son of Zechariah in the wilderness. He went into all the region around the Potomac River, preaching a WOKE religion of no repentance necessary for anything.
So the crowds were asking him, “What then should we do?” Woke John answered them, “The person who has two tunics must go naked through the streets to show solidarity with comrades unable to own two tunics due to Bidenomics, and the person who has food must provide food for everyone else as well.” Tax collectors also came to be WOKEtized, and they said to him, “Teacher, what should we do?” He told them, “Report all individual tax filing information as required to establish each person's Social Credit Score.” Then some FBI and ATF Agents also asked him, “And as for us—what should we do?” He told them, “Take money by violence if you are able, otherwise make false accusations as this is what brings contentment with your Chairman for life.”
Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 5/20/2024, 2:20 pm