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Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,

An opportunity to fleece the gullible presents itself today!  I present for the consideration of the Party:

Saturn's Majestic Rings Will Vanish In Six Months!

This is nothing an exorbitant tax can't solve.  Of course we can arrange for the disappearance to be temporary.  (Have we learned nothing from the Global Warming Climate Change scam?)  How many people have actually seen the rings of Saturn?  Pictures yes, bothered to look through a telescope?  Very few.  Presented as "we've only got six months to save the rings", then when the rings are not visible, we simply say that the effort was not great enough.  The populace should have paid more.  But if they pay more, maybe the rings will return.  Once the rings return, a campaign insisting that the tax must be continued or the rings might disappear AGAIN.  Perhaps the very few progs who understand geometry will kick up a fuss, but we can simply label them as "deniers" and they will be banned in a flash.  This will be better than the Global Warming Climate Change scam.  The rings, or lack their of, can be easily verified with a telescope.  Accessible proof.  Unlike the oceans rising scam.  Go to the beach.  The ocean is right where you left it.  We can't lose.

We will be working harder that we've ever worked before to save the rings of Saturn!

Red Salmon

 

Statistics: Posted by Red Salmon — 10/13/2024, 5:23 pm



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