Sure, and they could use astral projection to round up insurrectionists while the EPA uses forked divination rods to locate public water on private property.Perhaps taking the recent clue from Biden's "Special Indian Knowledge," the CIA, FBI, and NSA will begin to use the Ouija board, glass divination, and automatic writing for added intelligence gatherings. At the same time, policy recommendations will be based on past life experiences and federal hookah use.
Wait! Are you saying it’s not happening? Has John Kirby denied these claims on MSDNC? Until that Official Statement is released, the jackalope will continue to believe both of the satirical programs you mentioned are fully operational.
Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 12/17/2024, 4:19 pm