Congratulations Comrade Ivan T.S. on your 6,000th and applause for your inspiring Party™-spirited birthday message, which has inspired me to get some urgent wet work* concluded before the start of the real after-hours festivities.This will be my 6000th post since my joining the Cube in February 2011, and most fitting that it is to congratulate Red Square on 19 years of Glorious presentation of Current Truth™ for the People™ and the Children™!
To think, those little beet-sprouts and Young Pioneers born in the days of "Communists for Kerry" (look it up...) are now the informed VOTERS of the next election and leaders of tomorrow.
Tractor Barn 2 will be illuminated in all red lights on this special night; and it is possible that after official closing time and once the proles are ejected, there might or might not be an assembly in a bunker (that may or may not exist) for the Direktor and his boys in Agitprop department, select party officials, Kommisars, and Kommisarka alike to share a celebratory toast with one of the few remaining bottles of Krasnodar Reserve.
Red, Thanks for all you've done, and for bringing perspective of and to this Nation and the interwebs! Keep up the great work.
The bunker Waffle House machine gun nests will be manned will be closed to the public tonight to keep out hooligans, rascals an provocateurs who would only menace the stippers disrupt our celebration.
And it goes without saying that we honor the comrade who has put the red in our square and The People™ in our cube for nearly four five-year-plan cycles two decades.
Floorward into the Glorious World of Next Tuesday!
* laboriously drinking chilled vodka with beer chasers
Hear! hear!
Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 4/2/2024, 7:52 am