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Oppressed Conference: RE House Rules

In the first week of the Texazistan House Session, Speaker of the House, Dustin Burrows reinstated democracy over a horde of Make Texas Great, Again Republican voters by giving Texazistan's Democrat losers co-chair equality in all House Committees. Co-Chair equality with Democrats is so much better than simply appointing Democrat chairs when Republican voters do crazy voter turnout and expect their Republican priorities, as formed by ignorant delegate volunteers at the Texas Republican Party Convention. to be adhered to. "Winning doesn't trump democracy,' Speaker Burrows stated. "New Rules are able to thwart this threat to democracy by giving full equality to Democrat co-chairs of House Committees who supported my effort to stop the will of the Republican voter by electing me as Texazistan's Republican in Name Only Speaker of Texazistan's House.

"Besides, Democrat co-chair equality, New House Rules will reinstitute the wearing of pandemic masks while conducting the people's business. Also, co-committee chair Democrats are calling for a Rule insisting non-democracy Republicans must wear Christian Nationalist Armbands at work in the Capitol, during any press conference or public appearance. The people of Texazistan must be able to easily identify these threats to my reinstating democracy in Texazistan.", Speaker Burrows stated. Democrat Co-Chair, Gene Wu added, "These identifying Christian Nationalist Armbands will help narrate the mocking of everything I, and my loving somethingorother companion have to offer Texazistan. My co-chairs are working hard to make Christian Nationalist Armbands the Rule.



This last Rule was openly mocked by Texazistan's Republican voters. "Go ahead, mark me with the Cross of Christ like a Pete Hesgeth tattoo!" hordes of anti-democrat co-chair equality voters responded.

Stay tuned for more on the New Rules from Texazistan's House, comrades.

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Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 1/25/2025, 1:17 pm



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